I'm Harrison, 24 in Boston :). I'm doing this to take up time..and I sometimes get a good laugh out of things people post.. Follow, read, live, love, like... etc.. XoXo -Cabana Boy

intergalacticbootycall:

when u see a horde of white twinks in the club

(Source: buttsext)

thatdelinquentho:

More pleaseeeeee

(Source: clarkchan1211)

accidentalslut:

I C O N I C

(Source: krooooong)

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs)

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(Source: validx2)

lovinggrier:

twerkingtigera:

fiercemalum:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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not taking the chance. she makes me food

sorry…